If you’re loyal, your phone stays dry af
there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”
How to get over a break up
is the drawer full of gummi bears
I’d bet my life that those are vodka gummi bears. fuck yeah.
damn I wish 😁
today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think