- Me: I won't get jealous
- Me: Who's this fucking whore
Shhh the baby is sleeping
if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
My fucking life, I’m not alone…
this gives me chills like incredibly horrible terrible chills oh my god