I’ll throw a fucking fit if you ride with her
Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering. Paulo Coelho, By the River Piedra I Sat Down and Wept (via feellng)
he can go from Pápi to Pendejo real quick
Lord help me my anxiety is hitting me hard right now
I want a beer rn but after all the calories I consumed today I really shouldnt
- Cashier: That'll be $4.03
- Me: I only have $4...
- Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
- Me: ...........
- Cashier: ........
- Me: what are we?