Lord help me my anxiety is hitting me hard right now
I want a beer rn but after all the calories I consumed today I really shouldnt
- Cashier: That'll be $4.03
- Me: I only have $4...
- Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
- Me: ...........
- Cashier: ........
- Me: what are we?
you cant come back from that
Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”